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Bill
is a very funny, very clean and, of course, very modest (!) after
dinner speaker. He has a unique formula for making his speeches
personal to the event
without causing any offence or embarrassment to anyone unless, of
course, he is required to do so.
Written references are available to support his claims.
About Bill
Retiring after 30 years
with Essex Police, as a Chief Superintendent, he has a fund of stories,
many against himself and the Police
Service, and we all know how people like a go at the 'Old Bill'.
During his working life Bill has been a blacksmith, a soldier and
a lorry driver. Whilst driving his lorry he got so fed up with being
stopped by the police he decided, "If you can't beat 'em join
'em," and he did!
His style is suitable
for small informal lunches or dinners to the larger more formal
functions.
Fees
He provides excellent value
for money, with fees ranging from £100.00 up to an absolute
maximum of £450.00, depending on type, size and location of
event. If it is within 100 miles of his home in Chelmsford he does
not require overnight accommodation, being happy to drive home.
"Humour is the sword that pierces the
armour of complacency and forges friendship."
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